January 2012
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godh8sfags:
tiffanyfocks:
New years kiss? Most likely my cat.
Or this handsome man:
too bad he’s extremely gay..
babycomebacktome
there’s always gonna be that one person who you’d run back to in a heartbeat, but what you don’t realize, is that they also have that one person.
Anonymous asked: omgosh i love your new theme bro
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Stph: Jakeup why did you add cranberry juice to it?
Me: because he's gay and thinks that automatically makes him a bartender.
Watchgodh8sfags:
Look who’s drunk already.
casadillas tho!==O1
ericwhoreman:
i will give blowjobs for bigmacs
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y0gurt:
The people that want to kiss me at midnight:
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nancygracesnipslip:
My new year’s resolution is to become Lindsay Lohan.
“Tiff: gramma you’re like a binge eater, you stuff your face at the dinner table,...”
– (via godh8sfags)(tiffanyfocks)
December 2011
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I’ve never drank as much as I have in the past 3 days. Apparently when all I’ll do is mope in bed, that’s code for bring Tiff alcohol. ok ok thanks guys
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myownbreedofconfusion-deactivat asked: Oh my God. I love your little "about me" section on here. "I post a lot about my alcoholic grandmother."
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Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches.
guccimom:
i’m sorry but i would like to know what sick person thought cardboard tampon applicators were even kind of a good idea??
Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water
art critic: what a beautiful, classic piece of art! the mona lisa is surely going to go down in history as one of the greatest masterpieces of renaissance times. bravo, leonardo da vinci, bravo!
mona lisa: haha ewww omg no i look so ugly lmfao xD i wasn't even wearing any makeup in this pic..
everyone: *annoys me*
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I’ve learned my lesson, it left a scar. Now I see how you really are.
tiffanylanex asked: Seriously, you are so fucking cute. <3 Just thought I'd let you know. Your pictures come up in my dash all the time, and I'm always just like, "She. Is. So. Adorable."
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Anonymous asked: i love your body
Anonymous asked: ugh I wish I had your figure. Your curves are fantastic. mine are just messy
Anonymous asked: do you have any pictures of your tattoos? can you post them/say what tattoos you have?
Anonymous asked: how many tattoos do you have
3 tags
I plan on spending new years eve drunk watching toddlers and tiaras and pretending one of them is my child.
Anonymous asked: If I had any chance with you at all, I probably would have been dating you already.
