mdawgg: it’d be nice if you actually gave a shit how things affect me or how I feel every once in a while.
someone please save me. I'm clearly bored out of...
I got this lettuce and pastrami, mustard and salami, boutta make a killer sandwich, you should go and tell somebody. I do damage, hard to manage. My package fat like john gotti.. Ballin like a pro, pimpin hoes no scotty.
Please don’t take me seriously.
Stop acting "hard", I know the real side of you.
-"Tiff, why are you walking retarded like that?"
Me: "Well, because under these jeans I have a thong and 4 packs of Marlboro Menthol's because I can't hold them right now."
-"Oh.. Why does nothing shock me anymore."
WTF TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU FUCKING UP MY VIDEOS.
jacquelinealley-deactivated2012 asked: Every time I am scrolling down my dashboard and you're on it all I read is clit and it is really distracting haha. Just thought I'd let you know lol.
On the bathroom wall it wrote ‘I rather argue with you than to be with someone...– Kanye West (via mutualmelody)
Mom: Tiff go to sleep!
Me: Wallowing in self pity mom, fuck off please.
Mom: Oh well in that case, get THE FUCK to sleep!
I want your flaws, I want your imperfections, I want everything that comes with you.
Just realized I've been watching BET for the past...
So uh who wants to drive me to Groton please.
The difference between men and women.
With men it’s become socially acceptable to be extremely sexual, although with women it is frowned upon heres the reason. View it as a metaphor. “A key that can open every lock is something people want, but a lock that can be opened my every key is no good.”
If masturbation were a sport, I’d be an Olympic gold medalist.
Hi you're a prick, welcome to Robeks!
....not the right way to greet customers.