February 2012
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January 2012
lanadelshutthefuckup:
“Yeah, that’s right, you call that tranny reductive, Madonna,” whispers Christina Aguilera as she anonymously tweets “#LadyWho” from her Windows ‘98 PC and cuts out coupons for buy-one-get-one-free CVS red lipstick.
beyoncebeytwice:
reading things written over two hundred years ago is almost as hard as reading ghetto facebook statuses
“i am the female wheezy”
– a 60 year old woman with emphysema after decades of smoking cigarettes (via janicuhh)
glamydia:
i want wanda sykes to narrarate my life
jessjessyall asked: BBY U KEEP POSTIN PICTURES OF YO SELF CUS IT MAKES MAH DASH SEW QT 3.14 ND MAKES MAH DAY, FUQ DA H8'ERZ
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creeds-thoughts asked: Hello, it's me, the most important person alive. I'm just writing you to let you know that I do not like you posting pictures of yourself on your personal blog. I have low self esteem and therefore I don't understand how anyone else could be comfortable with their body. Please edit your life according to this random strangers wishes, xoxo - A.Fucking Loser.
Anonymous asked: how many fpllowers?
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legoboxes asked: You're gorgeous :) &' fuck the haters
magiciansmind asked: you da best.
Anonymous asked: duck face is never attractive
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magiciansmind asked: i care because although your blog is exceptional, the repeated reblogging of your face is KIND OF really fucking annoying. you're gonna either give the typical tumblr response -- a.) an irrelevant "funny" (but not really) gif or picture of someone or b.) "unfollow me bitch". whatever.
took the day off from work.
to do productive shit,
such as sleeping.
lookingforhotbf:
pajama day just becomes a joke in high school because who still wears clothes to bed
louiswalsh:
my hobbies are getting drunk and ruining my life
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magiciansmind asked: no. i really just dont get it.
hibyecourtney:
This is the numb feeling I’ve been wanting for months now.
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allthatisunholy asked: post more porn
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magiciansmind asked: why do you make the same face in every picture. idgi.
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rosewell-new-mexico asked: Did that anon just say girls can't watch porn? I fucking love porn more then anything in the world.
paretic asked: Fuck that anon, YA GOT ME FAPPIN OVER HURR
Anonymous asked: its disgusting what you reblog. seriously. im so gonna unfollow you. youre a GIRL
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