“Yeah, that’s right, you call that tranny reductive, Madonna,” whispers Christina Aguilera as she anonymously tweets “#LadyWho” from her Windows ‘98 PC and cuts out coupons for buy-one-get-one-free CVS red lipstick.
Hello, it's me, the most important person alive. I'm just writing you to let you know that I do not like you posting pictures of yourself on your personal blog. I have low self esteem and therefore I don't understand how anyone else could be comfortable with their body. Please edit your life according to this random strangers wishes, xoxo - A.Fucking Loser.
i care because although your blog is exceptional, the repeated reblogging of your face is KIND OF really fucking annoying. you're gonna either give the typical tumblr response -- a.) an irrelevant "funny" (but not really) gif or picture of someone or b.) "unfollow me bitch". whatever.
Okay honestly I don’t pride myself on being a bitch, but let me start off by saying the picture posted isn’t a reblog, it’s a completely new picture that I took today. Secondly, if I WANT to reblog a picture of myself, on my blog, fuck it I can. Thank you for calling my blog exceptional, i appreciate it really, however I don’t need you to be bitter about following me. I love all my followers, and I appreciate them all. So although I wont apologize for posting pictures of myself, because it is my blog and I’m not sorry about that, I’ll apologize for the fact that you’re taking offense to it.