lanadelshutthefuckup: “Yeah, that’s right, you call that tranny reductive, Madonna,” whispers Christina Aguilera as she anonymously tweets “#LadyWho” from her Windows ‘98 PC and cuts out coupons for buy-one-get-one-free CVS red lipstick.
beyoncebeytwice: reading things written over two hundred years ago is almost as hard as reading ghetto facebook statuses
i am the female wheezy– a 60 year old woman with emphysema after decades of smoking cigarettes (via janicuhh)
glamydia: i want wanda sykes to narrarate my life
jessjessyall asked: BBY U KEEP POSTIN PICTURES OF YO SELF CUS IT MAKES MAH DASH SEW QT 3.14 ND MAKES MAH DAY, FUQ DA H8'ERZ
creeds-thoughts asked: Hello, it's me, the most important person alive. I'm just writing you to let you know that I do not like you posting pictures of yourself on your personal blog. I have low self esteem and therefore I don't understand how anyone else could be comfortable with their body. Please edit your life according to this random strangers wishes, xoxo - A.Fucking Loser.
Anonymous asked: how many fpllowers?
legoboxes asked: You're gorgeous :) &' fuck the haters
magiciansmind asked: you da best.
Anonymous asked: duck face is never attractive
magiciansmind asked: i care because although your blog is exceptional, the repeated reblogging of your face is KIND OF really fucking annoying. you're gonna either give the typical tumblr response -- a.) an irrelevant "funny" (but not really) gif or picture of someone or b.) "unfollow me bitch". whatever.
took the day off from work. to do productive shit, such as sleeping.
lookingforhotbf: pajama day just becomes a joke in high school because who still wears clothes to bed
louiswalsh: my hobbies are getting drunk and ruining my life
magiciansmind asked: no. i really just dont get it.
hibyecourtney: This is the numb feeling I’ve been wanting for months now.
allthatisunholy asked: post more porn
magiciansmind asked: why do you make the same face in every picture. idgi.
rosewell-new-mexico asked: Did that anon just say girls can't watch porn? I fucking love porn more then anything in the world.
paretic asked: Fuck that anon, YA GOT ME FAPPIN OVER HURR
Anonymous asked: its disgusting what you reblog. seriously. im so gonna unfollow you. youre a GIRL